thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
they’re meant for each other
(Source: ircnman, via moretattooslessclothes)
Sending emails to teachers
Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)